Overheard insane stuff too good not to share from some locals during our trip thus far:
“Would you like to start with a Greek salad tonight sir?”
“I don’t want anything Greek. Those motherfuckers have been fucking our mothers for hundreds of years. Anything but a Greek salad”
Waiter asking man at a restaurant if what he wants to eat.
Wife touching her husbands back to get him to get up and do some random task for her on the beach.
One man talking up a fellow colleague to a new friend they both just met on the beach.
Two men say to their wives as they go for a swim together.